Posted 20 hours ago
October 20 2014
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hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

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Posted 20 hours ago
October 20 2014
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darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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Posted 20 hours ago
October 20 2014
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lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

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Posted 20 hours ago
October 20 2014
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youarelookingatthis:

johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

I think this is one of the reasons she bonds so well with Steve.

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October 20 2014
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October 20 2014
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October 20 2014
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aber-flyingtiger:

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teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

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pumpkinspicejosh:

everyone who reblogs this will get a random awkward picture of a random band member submitted into their inbox

EVERYONE

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Posted 23 hours ago
October 20 2014
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croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

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Posted 23 hours ago
October 20 2014
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Posted 1 day ago
October 20 2014
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zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

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Posted 1 day ago
October 20 2014
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faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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